We were discussing this the other day and it turned out to be an interesting situation so I will post it here.

The deal is that you have to play one position on either offense or defense on a random NFL team.  You have to be on the field for at least 80% of the offensive or defensive plays.  Where would they put you to maximize the EV of the team?  How much worse would the team be on average? (less wins per season).  Assume that you are a male of average height/weight/athleticism.

You know when you swallow water down the wrong pipe or a little crust of bread hits your throat in the wrong spot and you start coughing?  I think the most annoying and frustrating part is when someone asks are you OK and even though you will be perfectly fine in one minute, getting out that “I’m fine” is just so difficult to do.

I love pizza and sometimes I will eat the crust and sometimes I won’t.  Inevitably there’s always that person who will be absolutely appalled if they see me not eating the crust.  “The crust is the best part!”  Well, if that was true then you would just eat pizza crust.  Clearly a dull tasting cooked pizza dough is more exciting then fresh melted mozzarella and tangy marinara sauce.  I mean compare the ratio of people who eat just the “pizza” to those that eat just the crust.  I don’t really know anyone who cuts off the pizza and throws it out just to eat the crust.  It reminds me of those stuffed crust pizza commercials.